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New manhood microchip that will alert your mobile phone when your man is cheating

Now women no longer have to be tormented
by the guesses: is he cheating or not?
That’s over. The same goes for men. No
need to suspect her, you can know for sure.
The scientists have invented the microchip.
You insert it into his manhood or her vagina.
What happens next is outstand.
Once your woman or man make love, you
get the notice on your phone. If that is not
you, who they are making out with, bingo –
you caught a cheater! You download a
particular app on your phone, called Commit-
Tech.

Now his manhood reports to you every time
it gets activated. Surely, your partner may be
just making love to himself. So, do not rush
to uncover the cheater. Check the facts
first, but that is also very useful information.
If they do it, you may not be giving them as
much sex as they want. Or your man may
be a porn fan.
Moreover, you should put a chip in your own
private parts. The two of them (i.e. chips)
communicate while you interact. If the man
inserts his organ into someone with no chip,
he is surely cheating on you.
Now, is this story true? Well, it sounds as
some SyFy. Surely, the technology is already
in, but placing a chip into his most private
part undercover is not an easy task. So, for
the time being, his manhood is safe and still
has the freedom to do as it wills!

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